I Sh*t Myself Once While Traveling and Now I Always Follow Rule #13

After enough flights, hostel horror stories, and “oops I forgot my underwear” moments, I’ve made a list of travel rules that actually work. Follow these and maybe, just maybe you won’t end up crying in an airport bathroom.

1. Who you travel with matters way more than where you go.

   
   

2. Nobody wakes up early, so do it. Get golden hour pics with empty streets, then go back for breakfast and a nap.

   
   

3. A good location > a fancy hotel. You’re gonna be out exploring anyway.

   
   

4. Just because you're from another country doesn't mean everyone is happy to meet you.

   
   

5. Allow time for things to go wrong.

   
   

6. It’s always gonna cost more than you think. Always.

   
   

7. Skip the touristy restaurants. If it’s packed with locals, it’s probably fire.

   
   

8. Never let a random stranger “take” you anywhere. Especially taxi drivers.

   
   

9. If you haven’t slept in a long time, don’t drive. You’re basically driving drunk at that point.

   
   

10. Keep a mini toiletry kit in your carry-on. If your luggage disappears, at least you won’t feel gross.

    
    

11. SeatGuru.com. Find the best seat in any plane. Thank me later.

    
    

12. Use the airplane bathroom before food and drinks are served unless you love long lines and messy toilets.

    
    

13. Pack an extra pair of underwear incase you just shit yourself

    
    

14. If you “can’t afford” $100 for travel insurance, you can’t afford the trip.

    
    

15. Packing cubes + rolling clothes = more space, less stress. Try it.